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trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
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i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since
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my-hobby-is-finding-the-source:
tinder’s so bad dude
What are you talking about this is awesome
just like is he an alpha wolf or a little kitten the mixed signals are my only hangup with corneliouoius
“I swear this started as his human form but I couldn’t get the face right not a furry not a furry not a furry […]” — Pocketbee (AN)
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Perfect Throw
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ive picked up this habit recently of appending “world” to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say “im going to groceries world” or if im eating a sandwich im like “im in sandwich world right now” IT’S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from
this ones doing numbers in likes & reblogs world
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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
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fair question
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what would be the funniest occupation for me to give to my splatoon character ?
note -> they are shaped like this
this is my splatoon oc they are a tower crane operator
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The recent Tumblr announcement made me think of this.
Big time
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what's up, I'm Embotzz.
I am now Ember from Margarita I restarted my island
